tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28653735434992855132024-03-13T06:59:42.752+01:00SmijehNe košta ništa, a djeluje čudesno.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12250895385243419265noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2865373543499285513.post-2682169897313779792012-02-13T18:25:00.001+01:002012-02-13T18:25:53.765+01:00Smiješna strana EU<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> "Evo realnog razmišljanja. Što će meni biti bolje ili gore ako mi uđemo ili ne uđemo u EU.<br /><br /> <b><i>Ako uđemo u EU.</i></b><br /> - ja ću moći ići van Rvacke bez da me jebu na granici, a nikad me do sad nisu jebali<br />nego sam ka i svaki normalan čojk, sjedio u autu i reka onom na carini da odo malo u Sloveniju i da ću se brzo vratiti...</span><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> </span><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><br />te redovito na povratku samo mahno rukom i reka da nemam ništa za prijaviti. </span><br style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><br />Sve skupa sam gubio 4 minute za cjelokupni proces ulaska i izlaska.<br />Dakle dobivam 4 minute dragocjenog života.<br />Jebem vas i 4 minute. Kod zubara čekam po sat vremena.<br /><br /><br /> - kad sletim na aerodrom onda ću moći ići na vrata na kojima piše "EU GRAĐANI"<br />te pokazivat prst srednjak svima koji nisu EU GRAĐANI.<br />A neš ti privilegije u pičku maternu.<br />Još gore jer će se na tim ulazima svi gruvati dok će Bosanac i Srbin na drugom ulazu proći za minutu<br />ja ću sa 28 rumunja i 43 bugara komunicirati mahajući rukama jer stoka ne zna engleski ka ni pokojna jadranka.<br /><br /><br /> - u Hrvatsku će ući strani kapital pa će gospodarstvo da živne.<br />Koje gospodarstvo pička vam materina kad ste u 20 godina od Slavonije napravili ledinu.<br />Što će Švabo da nas uči kako se ore i sije?<br />Treba znači ući u EU da nas drugi nauči kako se radi?<br />Onda nas treba pobit jer nismo ni za kurac.<br /><br /><br /> - djeca će nam moći studirati po stranim sveučilištima.<br />Aj pošalji malu il malog na studij u Minhen...pa te mali zove "Ćaća treba mi eura za 1. semestar!"</span><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> </span><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><br />..."Kolko sine?"</span><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> </span><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><br />..."Pa jedno 8.754 eura."</span><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> </span><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><br />...."Sine?"</span><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> </span><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><br />..."Reci tata?"</span><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> </span><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><br />..."Jebo ti ja mater!". </span><br style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><br />Bit će ka i prije, ko ima para ići će...ko nema ide u Zagreb...Rijeku...Split...<wbr></wbr>Osijek...Zadar...<br /><br /><br /> - otvoreno je tržište za hrvatske proizvode diljem Europe.<br />A koje naše proizvode jadna nam majka?<br />Koje?<br />A i ono malo što imamo već se odavno prodaje u EU...vegeta...Kraš...podravka.<wbr></wbr>..dakle to već postoji,</span><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> </span><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.917969); color: #222222; font-family: 'Courier New'; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><br />ne može 2 put da postoji ako već jednom postoji.<br />To je ka da bi ja reka da će mi ulaskom u EU narasti još jedan kurac.<br />Neće jer imam već jedan.<br /><br /><br /> <b> Sve u svemu...ja tu ne vidim ničeg što me zanima a što mi je do sad uskraćeno."</b></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Kušač vina kod jednog poznatog veletrgovca vinom je umro i firma je objavila oglas za zaposljenje novog kušača.<span lang="HR"><u></u><u></u></span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span lang="FR">Za posao se prijavio smrdljivi, prljavi pijanac.</span><span lang="HR"><u></u><u></u></span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span lang="FR">Direktor firme smišljao je način kako da ga odbije. Dali su mu čašu vina da kuša...</span><span lang="HR"><u></u><u></u></span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><span lang="FR">"Muškat, tri godine star, uzgojen na sjevernom obronku, odnjegovan u čeličnoj bačvi. </span>Niska kvaliteta, ali prihvatljiv."<span lang="HR"><u></u><u></u></span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"Točno", reče direktor. "Dajte mu još jednu čašu na probu !"<span lang="HR"><u></u><u></u></span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"Kabernet, osam godina star, jugozapadni obronak, hrastove bačve, zrenje na <u></u>8°C<u></u>. Još tri godine zrenja i pokazat će najbolje rezultate.."<span lang="HR"><u></u><u></u></span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"Točno." Treća čaša...<span lang="HR"><u></u><u></u></span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"Bijeli šampanjski pinot, visoke kakvoće i ekskluzivan", hladnokrvno reče pijanac.<span lang="HR"><u></u><u></u></span></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Direktor je bio zapanjen. Namignuo je sekretarici i nešto joj prišapnuo. Ona izađe iz sobe i vrati se s čašom urina. Pijanac gutne...<span lang="HR"><u></u><u></u></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">“Plavuša, 26 godina. Tri mjeseca u drugom stanju i ako mi ne date posao, reći ću tko je otac !"</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>"Imam jedno srce i tebi bi' ga dao"</b></span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><b>"A kad bi dala p.... ne bi' 'vako srao"</b></span></div>
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12250895385243419265noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2865373543499285513.post-75961138309476062632011-10-30T21:36:00.002+01:002011-10-30T21:38:02.341+01:00Fata u depresiji<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mujo: "Haso, evo mi Fata već tri dana u depresiji..."</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Haso: "Kakva depresija, bolan?"</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mujo: " Evo već tri dana pada kiša, a ona samo stoji i gleda kroz prozor"</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Haso: "Bogami, zajebano. Kako ćeš to rješavati?"</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Mujo: " Ako kiša ne prestane još dva dana, pustiću je u kuću"</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12250895385243419265noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2865373543499285513.post-7118693424824871912011-06-05T19:37:00.000+02:002011-06-05T19:37:21.444+02:00Najbolji SMS za PMS..<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;">Halo, draga - upravo pijem zadnje pivo,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;">dolazim kroz 20 minuta.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;">Ako me nema, pročitaj sms više puta</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;">Uvijek tvoj ....</span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12250895385243419265noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2865373543499285513.post-11028781193481882032011-06-05T19:35:00.000+02:002011-06-05T19:35:42.331+02:00Zaposlenje!!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaF9PKu_uE8eHgIL2ihm4sLTH1pKSU2TNFQJCm6zuqRX9lqAYowDlOpf30_SLCah1CbOQfnx6EGbdaoBeOaXxQMz00HJmzK8m98v151-7HRKuB_XAHbp2mmYpV7-zOyDYqwnEb7XlVXJM/s1600/%25C5%25A1aro.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaF9PKu_uE8eHgIL2ihm4sLTH1pKSU2TNFQJCm6zuqRX9lqAYowDlOpf30_SLCah1CbOQfnx6EGbdaoBeOaXxQMz00HJmzK8m98v151-7HRKuB_XAHbp2mmYpV7-zOyDYqwnEb7XlVXJM/s320/%25C5%25A1aro.gif" width="320" /></a></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12250895385243419265noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2865373543499285513.post-52310955673109052062011-05-28T18:09:00.000+02:002011-05-28T18:09:21.859+02:00Tajkuni!!<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">Sve što imam sam ukrao, samo sam školu i vozačku kupio!!</span></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12250895385243419265noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2865373543499285513.post-9219096528200069502011-05-24T18:26:00.000+02:002011-05-24T18:26:27.730+02:00Što ovi rade???????<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXnPVzwRl0vYq2yX6bWfH1096-sYQNuv5_gMB3keDn0gs5UlGe0KPOjTtLIjEz1Mg6c9ZOXAA9bUtyEvjFjXUzyq7Ctsx9uLkwQegju55ITpc5ymMy2VlttemOPcCwizkoDycuROOwiCA/s1600/14088892.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="270" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXnPVzwRl0vYq2yX6bWfH1096-sYQNuv5_gMB3keDn0gs5UlGe0KPOjTtLIjEz1Mg6c9ZOXAA9bUtyEvjFjXUzyq7Ctsx9uLkwQegju55ITpc5ymMy2VlttemOPcCwizkoDycuROOwiCA/s400/14088892.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12250895385243419265noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2865373543499285513.post-38134727798098058812011-05-17T20:08:00.000+02:002011-05-17T20:08:18.888+02:00Carina<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAG9VLfQeptCojc7WVxSI2SXjLPZi55moFrobe-WPRB4wyr97J_lS7kUnu9yrdtpP6XaATfFYRTvjMAbSmqijK3IWSYfAM2MBlduzGqjmoEnArWHk_75ZLC6w5VExVlgTauL_zj17l138/s1600/image0011.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAG9VLfQeptCojc7WVxSI2SXjLPZi55moFrobe-WPRB4wyr97J_lS7kUnu9yrdtpP6XaATfFYRTvjMAbSmqijK3IWSYfAM2MBlduzGqjmoEnArWHk_75ZLC6w5VExVlgTauL_zj17l138/s400/image0011.jpg" width="325" /></a></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12250895385243419265noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2865373543499285513.post-76043899873784852352011-04-05T19:40:00.000+02:002011-04-05T19:40:40.207+02:00Deinstaliranje<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMLKknRLBSp9FmvXNrBs9rIWxUQsW9Xz2C5S1p70WtSk3MOh908X1MEk4UlScmUhfsjZHegnyXZr4qrYl5qjQavXLty_JXHNXG-qE5OahLqGQRmW56v4VJsZS4Tfdcl9CnbmHK4M88d9o/s1600/unin.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="346" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMLKknRLBSp9FmvXNrBs9rIWxUQsW9Xz2C5S1p70WtSk3MOh908X1MEk4UlScmUhfsjZHegnyXZr4qrYl5qjQavXLty_JXHNXG-qE5OahLqGQRmW56v4VJsZS4Tfdcl9CnbmHK4M88d9o/s400/unin.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12250895385243419265noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2865373543499285513.post-35443118928818087882011-01-20T18:02:00.000+01:002011-01-20T18:02:59.550+01:00Mi nemamo kune...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2JwXfrfC9_TlQUehAnsojm4aF8rh98vvp4Dbr24B_2Bg4BhKmqjcn7CSq_PAr7nn97OmIg9Mx5lV6GUjdMFvV0XZ3QZ9VEjwCSWAFXhZ8xFeH-mRLsCJq8XsoKMdbZYrGC4_Xu-wRiGI/s1600/Mi+nemamo........jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="319" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2JwXfrfC9_TlQUehAnsojm4aF8rh98vvp4Dbr24B_2Bg4BhKmqjcn7CSq_PAr7nn97OmIg9Mx5lV6GUjdMFvV0XZ3QZ9VEjwCSWAFXhZ8xFeH-mRLsCJq8XsoKMdbZYrGC4_Xu-wRiGI/s320/Mi+nemamo........jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12250895385243419265noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2865373543499285513.post-70922542022247198582010-12-02T12:07:00.000+01:002010-12-02T12:07:03.161+01:00Kako počinju svađe :)<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"> 1) Predložio sam svojoj ženi u supermarketu da kupimo gajbu piva za</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"> 90 KN. Rekla je da ne dolazi u obzir i onda je bez riječi kupila kremu za lice za 250 KN. Rekao sam joj da bi ljepše izgledala uz gajbu piva nego uz kremu...<br />
I tako je počela svađa.<br />
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2) Prije neki dan pitao sam ženu gdje bi voljela da idemo za godišnjicu braka. Rekla je: "Negdje gdje nikad nisam bila." Predložio sam joj kuhinju.<br />
I tako je počela svađa.<br />
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3) Dok sam gledao svoju omiljenu emisiju, žena je sjela kraj mene i pitala: "Šta ima na TV-u?" - "Prašine...", rekao sam joj.<br />
I tako je počela svađa.<br />
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4) Žena mi je izrazila želju za rođendanski poklon. Rekla mi je "Želim nešto crveno što ide 0 do 100 za 3 sekunde." Kupio sam joj crvenu vagu.<br />
I tako je počela svađa.<br />
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5) Moja žena se pogledala u ogledalo i bila je nezadovoljna onim što vidi: "Osjećam se užasno; imam višak kila i tamne podočnjake. Odmah da si mi dao kompliment!" Rekao sam joj da joj je vid savršen.<br />
I tako je počela svađa.<br />
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6) Bio sam sa ženom na godišnjici njene mature. Jedan od prisutnih nije prestajao nizati čašu za čašom. Pitao sam ženu da li ga poznaje. "Naravno," rekla je, "dugo smo bili zajedno, i kad smo se razišli počeo je piti i od tada nije prestao." Kažem ja: "Tko bi rekao da će toliko dugo slaviti..."<br />
I tako je počela svađa.<br />
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Misli.........<br />
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Još malo razmisli......<br />
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Odgovor je vrlo jednostavan.....<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj91RLW214PWZHGPstRlXWY1xj66QfDeacEW1jZyMzBIk2QK_Y_YorspmbsQEFff2lzibxucLxJYHcAk9ArsIqwgcZcmf_GHo_J1wDN07D1UzxpSv9g71BOt4W_Hhjdp1M1EptyBi6Fr48/s1600/ATT00010.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj91RLW214PWZHGPstRlXWY1xj66QfDeacEW1jZyMzBIk2QK_Y_YorspmbsQEFff2lzibxucLxJYHcAk9ArsIqwgcZcmf_GHo_J1wDN07D1UzxpSv9g71BOt4W_Hhjdp1M1EptyBi6Fr48/s320/ATT00010.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Mujo: "Mislim da je to jedan veliki plus za BiH"!!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12250895385243419265noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2865373543499285513.post-36014418816322675792010-11-27T13:50:00.000+01:002010-11-27T13:50:28.529+01:00Torte za razvod!! ( postoje!!!)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkn5wrB3MQKnJ3w0MBFiCDtZKrw8Cb9SFnyDTnnDJFpoIQS3Zeq5ik7JrIkrubE5dp1fS0q2V3PWCd9S_OhMwiW_k3u2LmNhLJbCMDq2jn-b6heDrDi29USeVaz55c9prcaPJnzuOXYw0/s1600/image001+%25281%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="249" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkn5wrB3MQKnJ3w0MBFiCDtZKrw8Cb9SFnyDTnnDJFpoIQS3Zeq5ik7JrIkrubE5dp1fS0q2V3PWCd9S_OhMwiW_k3u2LmNhLJbCMDq2jn-b6heDrDi29USeVaz55c9prcaPJnzuOXYw0/s320/image001+%25281%2529.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br />
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- Ma hocu se ubit, svi me muskarci svaki dan samo zele seviti i nista vise, nitko se nebi samnom druzio i razgovarao! - odgovori tuzno plavusa.</span></div><div style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span>- Nemoj tako, nismo svi isti, evo ja se upravo danas ukrcavam na brod za<br />
Ameriku, pa ako hoces kreni samnom na besplatni put. Mozes spavati na drugom krevetu u mojoj kabini a ja cu ti potajno donositi hranu. Samo..., moraš mi obecati da ces ostati skrivena u mojoj kabini, jer ako te kapetan<br />
otkrije oboje smo nastradali....I razmisli plavusa i pomisli: "Evo nade za bolji zivot u Americi!" - i tajno se, te noci ukrca s njim na brod...</span></div><div style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span>Prvog dana donese pomorac dorucak u kabinu i vrati se na posao. Donese joj rucak i opet se vrati na posao. Navečer joj donese veceru i mrtav umoran od posla srusi se u svoj krevet i zaspi. I tako isto bijase i drugi, i treci i peti dan ... A plavusi, iz dana u dan, pomorac sve drazi i drazi, pa nakon tjedan dana shvati da se zaljubila u njega. Kada je te veceri dosao u kabinu, ona ga poljubi i zavrse u zestokom seksu. I tako plovise oni dva i pol mjeseca. Preko dana on bi radio, a ona bi, zahvalna i sretna, s uzivanjem cistila i pospremala njihovu kabinu. A svaku bi vecer uski brodski krevet glasno skripio od njihovog strasnog seksa.</span></div><div style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span>Sve dok jednog prijepodneva u kabinu slucajno ne udje kapetan broda. Ugleda prekrasnu plavusu i u cudu je upita:</span></div><div style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span>- Djevojko sto vi radite na mom brodu !!??</span></div><div style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span>- Ma znate kapetane ..., ja sam se htjela ubiti jer me svi muskarci zele samo ševiti i nitko se od njih ne bi se samnom druzio i razgovarao. Spasio me vas mladi pomorac i poveo ovim brodom na put u Ameriku. Riskirao je svoj posao kako bi mi pomogao i predivan je prema meni, cijeli dan<br />
naporno radi i donosi mi hranu. Zavoljeli smo se i svaku vecer istinski vodimo ljubav dok se nase duse i tijela spajaju u jedno. Razno-razni pokvarenjaci vise ne iskoristavaju moje tijelo, vise me nitko, kako vi muskarci odvratno kažete, ne "jebe"...</span></div><div style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span>Kapetan je mirno pogleda preko svojih naocala i hladnokrvno odgovori:<br />
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<b>- Jebe on tebe srećo, jebe ... ovo je trajekt Prizna - Žigljen !!!</b></span></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12250895385243419265noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2865373543499285513.post-88716427577353577382010-09-23T13:17:00.000+02:002010-09-23T13:17:27.130+02:00Istjerivanje vraga<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-a8hDQKaL3RwB0RAoHjmD7WFJWnVPI7Qck9HQMENfQ0DjK7DP10s2oeWQrJB_spE-b14A07RKntyhyphenhyphen1qu9K9WjKrRb0G_42nD0C3dD96ev5qRZsiWvKL8s4Vh8eaflDnpLxb4mvIgB8E/s1600/images.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; cssfloat: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" px="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-a8hDQKaL3RwB0RAoHjmD7WFJWnVPI7Qck9HQMENfQ0DjK7DP10s2oeWQrJB_spE-b14A07RKntyhyphenhyphen1qu9K9WjKrRb0G_42nD0C3dD96ev5qRZsiWvKL8s4Vh8eaflDnpLxb4mvIgB8E/s200/images.jpg" width="132" /></a></div><span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">U antikvarijatu sam kupio vrlo staru knjigu i u njoj našao recept za istjerivanje vraga. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Potom sam nabavio žabe, dlake, životinjske oči, olovo, suho korijenje dvozuba i još nekoliko neophodnih sastojaka, zamiješao ih i skuhao kako treba, namazao se pod pazuhom, po bedrima i pošpricao zidove stana. </span><br />
<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Zbog toga je nastala žestoka svađa sa ženom koja je na kraju bijesno napustila stan. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Tako da stvar u načelu djeluje...</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12250895385243419265noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2865373543499285513.post-32363869341040331282010-08-26T15:24:00.000+02:002010-08-26T15:24:31.647+02:00Manager 2.0 TDI VR6 special edition (kao i većina naših menadžera)<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Putnik u balonu sa vrućim zrakom je izgubio orijentaciju.</span><br />
<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Spustio je balon niže i ugledao jednu ženu na tlu.</span><br />
<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Spustio se jos niže i pozvao ženu:</span><br />
<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">- "Oprostite, možete li mi pomoći? Obećao sam jednom prijatelju da ću se naći sa njim, ali ne znam gdje se nalazim."</span><br />
<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Žena mu odgovara:</span><br />
<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">- "Nalazite se u balonu, otprilike 10 met. iznad zemlje, 49 stupnjeva 28 minuta i 11 sekundi širine, te 8 stupnjeva, 28 minuta i 58 sekundi dužine."</span><br />
<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">- "Vi ste sigurno inžinjerka" - kaže čovjek u balonu.</span><br />
<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">- "Jesam", potvrdi žena, "ali kako to znate?"</span><br />
<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">- "Pa, sve što ste mi rekli je tehnički korektno, ali ja nemam pojma što da radim sa tim informacijama, a činjenica je da još uvjek ne znam gde sam. Otvoreno govoreći, niste mi bili od prevelike pomoći,</span><br />
<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">samo ste mi produžili putovanje."</span><br />
<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Žena mu na to odgovori: "Vi sigurno radite u menadžmentu !"</span><br />
<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"Da", odgovara čovjek iz balona "ali kako to Vi znate??"</span><br />
<span style="color: #6aa84f; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">"Tja", odgovara žena " niti znate gdje ste, niti kuda idete. Dospjeli ste na visoku poziciju prije svega pomoću velikog napuhavanja. Dali ste obećanje prijatelju, a da nemate pojma kako ćete ga održati, a očekujete od ljudi ispod vas da riješe vaš problem. Činjenica je da ste sada u istoj izgubljenoj poziciji kao i prije našeg susreta, ali sada nekako ispadne kao da sam ja kriva za to ! "</span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12250895385243419265noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2865373543499285513.post-57174464217668939772010-06-10T09:49:00.003+02:002010-06-10T09:53:56.552+02:00Fata, ipak, nije mit - objavljujemo fotografiju<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwx7e3V9Rfjnc8niRe_XDGc82X4MGFq8eo9xniRKN1WeKsIU2r0TzGtF9PSRDGi3tZZMELHtL3NeYcufeeFFTPVLFMpn1WPgqyoWcmpN9BTNd8r5Z7lnvfgXXX-G1Me0SfSpSHg6dRwTE/s1600/Fata.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" qu="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwx7e3V9Rfjnc8niRe_XDGc82X4MGFq8eo9xniRKN1WeKsIU2r0TzGtF9PSRDGi3tZZMELHtL3NeYcufeeFFTPVLFMpn1WPgqyoWcmpN9BTNd8r5Z7lnvfgXXX-G1Me0SfSpSHg6dRwTE/s400/Fata.png" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&pid=gmail&attid=0.1&thid=12920cf585f2e0c8&mt=application%2Fvnd.ms-powerpoint&url=https%3A%2F%2Fmail.google.com%2Fmail%2F%3Fui%3D2%26ik%3De65e1969ec%26view%3Datt%26th%3D12920cf585f2e0c8%26attid%3D0.1%26disp%3Dattd%26realattid%3Dc4ac49eb749158ce_0.1%26zw&sig=AHIEtbRhMn3kZfGBvMWmauXL-ywaokON7Q">Detaljniji prikaz :))))</a></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12250895385243419265noreply@blogger.com0